This should probably wait until our FOUR YEAR anniversary, but there are some gems in this list that were took good to not comment on. You can see the original post here.


1. He has a monster throbbing manhood. Ha. Fair enough, this is still true.

3. He acted out a scene from the Matrix the day we met. I actually had to re-enact this scene for me, as he had forgotten.
4. He looks really good in a suit. This is definitely still true. He actually wore my dream outfit of jeans and a suit jacket, but I wasn't around to appreciate it.
6. He has nice, big hands. Yes, though he is now comfortable enough with me to go sockless, exposing his wonky, deformed pinky toe.
7. He smells good. Usually. Except for the constant farting.
12. He gives the best hugs. Alright, but not all of the time. He tends to over-squeeze, so I have to punch him in the arm to relax his grip.
14. He makes me feel beautiful. Well, sometimes. Now, it's more that he doesn't run screaming when I look like an unholy mess.
16. He has a good job. Yah! I'm so happy this is still the case. Finally! Double income household!
17. He is ambitious. Yes, which is sometimes scary when I think of the implications.
19. He helps me do dishes. Grr. Sometimes. But we've split up chores, and he knows when I've done more than my share and he'll pitch in. But the dishes are... a constant battle.
22. He holds my hand. We've met in the middle; I can sneak an arm around his while we walk.
24. He has a very good vocabulary. I had to teach him what "pretentious" meant.
25. He helps me with my French. Not really directly, anymore, but I learn by going to his work things and chatting with his coworkers.
30. He carries my suitcase for me, even if it's too short for him. This isn't really an issue anymore, but he will pull the grocery cart home if my hands are full.
31. He shaved off his mustache after I said I didn't like them (maybe that isn't the reason, but I still think it's cute). Upon further consideration, it turns out I prefer him with a mustache and beard, which has kept for the last few years.
37. He can do really great impressions. The latest of which has been the George Clooney Face. Priceless.
40. He is an outdoorsman. Sure, he can pitch a tent (har har), but he did nothing but complain about being cold at the lake over Thanksgiving.
41. He giggles when he farts. Four years later. HE STILL DOES THIS.
42. He appreciates my breasts. Maybe even more so.
46. He buys me flowers. Well, like...3 times.
59. He likes animals. I didn't realize how much he really likes our cats, but sometimes I really do think he thinks of them as our children.
62. We can talk a lot to each other. He acts very macho about "talking" to each other, like a "couple", but I know it's important to him.
66. He remembers dumb things I say. And still brings them up. FOUR YEARS LATER.
67. He snores, sometimes, but not as bad as me. I'm not so sure about this anymore. In consultation with other people I've slept with (platonically), I think we're probably close, he's just an extremely light sleeper.
68. He makes for a good human snowplow. Still, very handy.
73. He sometimes acts like a 4 year old boy. Which can be both endearing and annoying.
82. He's got an eye for interior decorating. OH HELL NOW. Our living room looks like a preschool, and he has a gigantic cardboard 'clock' that MUST GO.
87. He even acted out a scene. And it was really funny. I won't tell you which one, though. Okay, yes I will. It was the one when Stewie is feeding from Peter's breast, then notices a hair and realizes it isn't Lois.
93. He is a good gift buyer. Oh dear. Well. It's hit and miss. It's important to be specific.